Levari’s in Woodbine — Eating in the "Heart of Tuckahoe"
If there’s one thing I love about South Jersey, it’s that even when you’re winding through endless stretches of pine trees, a dependable little eatery always pops up right when you need it. After a scenic maze of twists and turns through Woodbine, I finally pulled into Levari’s Seafood and American Grill. The lot was packed, always a good sign, but somehow the universe left me a VIP spot right up front. Destiny? I think yes.
First Impressions: A Bar Buzzing With Life
Walking inside, I was greeted by a lively bar scene buzzing with chatter, clinking glasses, and a single empty seat in the corner calling my name. I slid in and opened the menu, excited for a mocktail moment… but alas, no mocktail section. When I asked, the bartender offered a polite but not-so-excited “We have juices.”
Just juices.
No specials.
No house mix.
No sparkles.
Internal panic ensued.
I ordered water.
The Mocktail Moment (…Or Lack Thereof)
After some internal pep-talking, I settled on a cheeseburger and a Shirley Temple, because if there’s one thing I’ll never abandon, it’s the trusty Shirley. It arrived a perfect ruby red with a single cherry on top. Simple. Sweet. Classic.
From my corner seat, I watched steaming plates fly out of the kitchen, onion rings, wings, toasted subs, and every server looked cheerful and busy. TVs glowed with sports, and the place had that unmistakable small-town comfort energy.
What I Ordered: The Cheeseburger Hero
My burger showed up fast and came stacked with a fresh bun, crispy lettuce, juicy tomato, crunchy onion, and a pile of picklers on a thin classic American patty covered in cheese and a bag of chips. Honestly? It hit the spot. I’m already eyeing the other burger creations for next time.
Dessert Regret (Yes, It’s a Thing)
I didn’t order dessert this time, but I heard the cakes and pies are legendary. The way people were raving? I’m fully convinced I made a mistake. Next time, dessert is happening. No excuses.
Final Thoughts — Will I Be Back?
When the check arrived, the bartender was already swinging back to refill another round of drafts. I wasn’t blown away by the experience, but the food was solid, the atmosphere was lively, and the crowd looked happy, which is never a bad sign. And hey, they host trivia nights and events, so I’m not crossing them off my list just yet. I’ll be back, mocktail hope alive and well.
Until next time,
The Sober Party Girl
Final Sober Party Girl Score 5 out of 10!
Pros
🍻 Lively, energetic atmosphere
⚡ Fast service (food came out quick!)
🍔 Tasty, classic cheeseburger
🍟 Great-looking comfort food
🎉 Trivia nights + local events
🚗 Surprisingly convenient parking
Cons
🚫 No mocktail menu
🥤 Limited non-alcoholic drink options
🍒 Shirley Temple = only “safe” choice
✨ Experience was good but not mind-blowing
This post was originally written on 8/6/25
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